Jokes under Other > Nicknames
| Does anyone else want to meet a police officer with the last name World? |
 
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My mate has got the nickname 'Shagger'. Now, you may think that's cool, but she hates it. |
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submitted by Staffer, originally by 'Jimmy Carr'. in Other - Nicknames - Added: 4 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 396.8
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I walked into a shop and said, "Ten Lambert please, mate." The cashier said, "It's not mate. My name is on my badge." So I replied, "Okay. Ten Lambert please, ASDA." |
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by Snoogal in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 312.8
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I was stood at the bar last night when an overweight girl came over: "Hey stud, got a name?" she purred. "Dave" I said, "but everyone calls me cake" "Wow, nice nickname. Is that 'cos you're so sweet?" she giggled. "No" I said, "it's 'cos when I'm out, every fat cunt tries to get their hands on me." |
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There's a girl in work known as the Mother Hen. Not that she fusses over everyone, she's just had a lot of cock. |
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I was chatting to this woman online earlier, she said: "So tell me, what do they call you?" "Tripod" 'I replied. "Oooh, why do they call you that, got a big cock have you?" She asked. "No" I said, "I smell like tripe and I'm a bit odd." |
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I've nicknamed my daughter 'The Ambulance', Everytime I put something through her back doors, she lets off a fucking siren. |
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My mate insists on being called 'N' by everyone. He'll do anything to be the centre of attention. |
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I have two nieces, Melanie and Briony. Can never remember their real names but one smells of melons, the other looks like Brian Blessed. |
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TheBabyWebsite.com has compiled a list of the most embarrassing names. The BBC reported such findings as Terry Bull and Stan Still. No mention of BBC Radio 1 DJ Sara Cox's son Isaac. That is a name I wouldn't want to say aloud in court. |
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