Jokes under Sex and shit > Pubes
The Chelsea board.
The Metropolitan Police.
A lady with an itchy crotch.
They all regret going for that Brazilian.
My wife came down from having a bath, gave me a wink and said, "I shaved my pussy in the bath and you know what that means?"
I said, "The plug hole is blocked?"
|I'm not saying I need a pube trimmer, but when I get an erection it looks like Pinocchio has joined the Taliban|
A little girl goes into a barber's shop and stands next to the chair eating a cake.
"You'll get hair on your muffin," the barber tells the girl.
"Yes," she replies, "I'll get tits too!"
I read in my daughters' diary that she woke this morning and found her first pubic hair.
Thankfully, she doesn't suspect it's mine.
My daughter came home from school after doing hockey in P.E. and went upstairs to run a shower.
I noticed she had quite a nasty gash.
After having a quiet word with my wife, we've decided to book her in for a wax.
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