Jokes under Sex and shit > Viagra
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Why doesn't Viagra work on chavs? 'Cos they only get hard when they've got ten mates behind them. |
 
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by Unassigned in Sex and shit - Viagra (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 1,480.2
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I gave an elderly rabbit a Viagra but it died. I guess old rabbits die hard. |
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by Justsitdownandshutup in Sex and shit - Viagra - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 1,182
| With all the spam we get for penis-enlargement pills, you'd think by now someone would have invented a pill to shrink vaginas instead. |
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by Lovelace in Sex and shit - Penis (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 785.6
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A guy goes to his pharmacy and asks for a pack of Viagra. "Do you have a prescription?" the pharmacist asks. "No, but here's a picture of my wife," he replied. |
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submitted by sophiaishere, originally by Frank Carson in Sex and shit - Wife (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 665.6
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A little old lady asks her doctor if there are any Viagra pills for her elderly husband.
"Yes," the doc says, "there are three different strengths: 20% , which lifts it up a little bit; 50%, which makes it stand up half way; and 100%, which makes it touch the ceiling." "Oh", says the woman,"I'll take the 20% pill please." The doc shrugs his shoulders and says, "the 20% pill won't do much for you sex life, love.&q [...] |
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Viagra and Prozac have just launched a new drug together. Apparently, if you don't get a fuck, you won't give a fuck. |
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Viagra has just been released in powder form. I put some in my tea today. It did nothing for my sex drive but it stopped my biscuits from going soft. |
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Scientists are working on a Viagra for women. What a waste of time, it's been around for years. It's called money. |
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Why do they give Viagra to old men in nursing homes? So they don't roll out of bed. |
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by Cleveland in Sex and shit - Viagra (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 399
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I bought some Viagra off the internet the other day. I wasn't sure if it was genuine and safe so I thought I'd try it on the dog first. His arse is gonna hurt for days! |
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