Jokes under Other > Car Boots
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I went to a carboot sale today and parked the wrong way round. Got £50 for my engine... |
 
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| My driving test was going well, until he asked me to open the boot... |
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I was at a car boot sale when I came to a stall that appeared to be selling a second hand dildo for 50p . The lady swore blind that it was actually a back massager. Something smelt fishy to me though. |
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by boombyebye in Other - Car Boots (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 45.4
| Tying a bunch of flowers in a big hole in the roadside safety barrier is an ineffective repair, even if it is only temporary. |
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Just got a new car with air conditioning that works 10 times faster. It's called a window. |
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I'm gonna start saying all of my jokes in an Accent, Hyundai, 40000 miles, for those who are interested. |
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I walked up to a girl in a bar and said: "Get out of my dreams and into my car." She smiled at me and giggled. I said: "No seriously, get into my car, I have a knife." |
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I've just bought the wife a genuine 4 carat diamond ring. It better be genuine, or that cunt on the car boot sale's done me out of a quid. |
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You know, I kind kinda feel sorry for Liam Gill's family. Not only have they lost a son, but they've lost his....shoes, tracksuit and other clothing. If the stupid little shit had got knocked down like any other 13 year old, they could've flogged them in a car boot sale like proper scousers. |
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"85% of celebrities drive used cars." Usually when I drive a car it becomes used.. |
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