Jokes under Celebrities > MC Hammer
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MC Hammer. What a tool. |
 
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by hitmanfan in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 181.4
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I went round to MC Hammers' house last night. He wouldn't let me touch anything. |
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"Arrest of Pope unlikely as he cannot be touched" Boy, MC Hammer sure rose the ranks of the Catholic church quickly! |
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by ThalionGeh in Religion - Catholicism (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 24.6
| If MC Hammer took up decorating, there would be no need for a 'Wet Paint sign'. |
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What did MC Hammer say when he accidentally walked into a gay bar naked? "Pint of lager please barman" |
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"Daniel Bartlam jailed for killing mother with hammer" Someone clearly misunderstood 'Cant touch this' |
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I've been getting hundreds of emails recently from an annoying nigger trying to sell me large brightly coloured baggy pants. I bet it's that cunt MC Spammer. |
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by a nigger stole my banana in Celebrities - MC Hammer - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 8.2
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Sky Sports News: Arsenal Declare Interest on African Youngster, Daouda Dembe Bookies favourite to complete the signing remains Madonna |
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by hmthulski in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 7.8
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'Hammer killer refused interview' So basically his words ''You can't touch this'' was a load of shit. |
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by oxcock in In The News - Headlines (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 5.8
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'Sky News: MC for bomb disposal hero' How ironic, I thought you couldn't touch it. |
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submitted by SickGinger, originally by My brother in Celebrities - MC Hammer - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 5.6
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