Jokes under Celebrities > Ray Mears
| If Ray Mears only ever eats Conkers, bark & dried deer shit why is he so fat? |
 
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by prettyfly86 in Celebrities - Ray Mears - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 254.2
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It'll be Christmas soon. Will someone please buy Ray Mears a fucking lighter.. |
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$600m for Haiti?! Couldn't we just send Ray Mears? |
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| I was giving Ray Mears some stick the other day and he made a fire out of it. |
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Ray Mears recons that he could live off the fat of the land Well the proof is in the pudding ya fat bastard ! |
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| I wouldnt call her a slapper but she's been hammered more times than Ray Mears tent pegs! |
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Ray Mears says he enjoys getting lost in the wilderness for days, with nobody but himself. True fucking ginger. |
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| I was in the BBC studios this morning and caught a glimpse of the new celebrity come dancing series... Ray Mears was dancing the tango with Heather Mills, He spun her round three times, Sparked a fire and boiled up some wild mushrooms for his breakfast... Impressive!! |
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| Apparently survival expert Ray Mears is giving up his job on TV and going into gynaecology with plans to open up his own clinic, called Ray's Smears. |
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Ray Mears : The last time i cooked salmon up here a BLACK bear tried to take it from me. Typical. |
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