Jokes under Celebrities > Bob Geldof
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"So Ethiopia finished ahead of Great Britain in the World Athletics medal table. At last, my evil work is complete." Sir Robert Geldof |
 
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Dear Sir Bob Why don't you get Pakistan to send Africa some water and stop pleading with me for £2 of my hard earned. Yours Elizabeth |
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by bumblesquash in Other - Charity (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 308.4
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What does Bob Geldof like to smother in cream? Peaches. |
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by manslag in Sex and shit - Incest (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 243.6
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How can you kill a million niggers with just one bullet? Shoot Bob Geldof. |
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| Last night the BBC had a documentary on about Live Aid that was on the 13th July 1985. The event was organized by Bob Geldof and Midge Ure to raise funds for famine relief in Ethiopia. They had interviews of all the stars, and footage of the day, along with the news reels. Watching it brought long forgotten memories flooding back and I think everyone should take a moment to remember just what a complete cunt Bono is. |
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by Micky Dolenz in Celebrities - Bono (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 29.8
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I'd just like to offer my condolences to actress Kym Marsh, whose son was born premature and died within a few hours. I am also equally sorry that it wasn't one of Bob Geldof's kids. |
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by TheOneAndOnly in Celebrities - Bob Geldof - Added: 4 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 17
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So Ethiopia are poor and hungry. What the fuck happened to all that money Bob Geldof gave them. |
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I drank some juice from Peaches the other day. Sir Bob wasn't best pleased. |
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| I just read that mount Kilimanjaro is so high that it almost always has a snowy peak.So Bob Geldof,you fucking lying bastard,there will be snow in Africa this christmas time. |
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I'm of the understanding that all good things come to an end. After a knighthood, a man of peace title, a nomination for nobel peace prize, and making love to Africa, is it not time for Geldof to fuck off? |
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by Brit_Miller in Celebrities - Bob Geldof - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 12.8
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