Jokes under Sex and shit > Lesbians
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A couple of naked lesbians barged into the house today, and started wrestling with my wife while she was in the bath. I tried to help, but I could only knock one out. |
 
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A lesbian goes to a nutritionist because she has indigestion. The nutritionist says, "It's simple - you are what you eat." So the lesbian turns to her and says, "Are you calling me a cunt?" |
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by pornstar in Sex and shit - Lesbians - Added: 5 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 2,741.8
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I just read about the 26 year old lesbian public school teacher who has been jailed for having a sexual relationship with a student. Does Crimewatch take requests for reconstructions? |
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by rich81 in Sex and shit - Lesbians (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 1,406.8
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Why do lesbians use dildos? I mean, haven't they made their choice? |
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submitted by donkeyjoker, originally by Stewart Francis in Sex and shit - Lesbians - Added: 4 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1,349.6
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Lesbians hate everything about men. That's why they like women that look, dress and act just like men. |
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by reginalddwight in Sex and shit - Lesbians - Added: 4 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 954
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Have you heard about the new treatment doctors are prescribing depressed lesbians? It's called Trydicagain. |
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What a result. I got a new Rolex for my birthday from the lesbian girls next door. I think they may have misunderstood me when I said last week that "I wanna watch." |
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A young boy comes home from school one day and says, "Mummy, mummy! What's a lesbian?" She replied, "Ask your father when she gets home!" |
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by dazzstar in Sex and shit - Transsexualism (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 607
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I don't mind lesbians, actually. They're still women who won't sleep with me, but at least it's nothing personal. |
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by MilesOffTheMark in Sex and shit - Lesbians - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 543.2
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What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails? Single |
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