Jokes under Illness and mortality > Tourette's
I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted, "Oi, what's your disability?"
I said, "Tourettes! Now fuck off you cunt!"
My Jewish mate has been with his Tourette's suffering girlfriend for years now.
I always wondered what kept them together.
Then I saw the swear jar.
|My cousin lives in an area so posh the people with Tourette's run round the streets shouting, "Fornicate! Fornicate!"|
A man walks in to a library and asks for a book on Tourette's.
The librarian says, "Fuck off, you cunt."
The man says, "Yep, that's the one."
"What's your name?"
"Colin Fucking Wilson"
"Do you suffer from Tourette's Colin?"
"No. But the Vicar at the Christening did."
|I wonder if in Victorian times, Tourette's sufferers blurted out, "Fiddlesticks, balderdash, poppycock."?|
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