Jokes under Racism > Dutch
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The other day I was watching TV... ..I never knew there was a Dutch version of Total Wipeout. |
 
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I thought Manual Labour was a Spanish waiter. Then again, I though Hertz van Rental was a Dutch painter. |
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by famous amos in Racism - Spanish (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 104.4
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I was shocked in Amsterdam when I saw a sign advertising 'duck sex'. Then I got knocked out by two people fucking on a swing. |
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I've just got back from Amsterdam and while I was there I was sat in a cafe when I noticed a man coughing quite loudly but i just ignored him. He started coughing even louder but I still just ignored him. Eventually he began to cough and choke really badly so I jumped up and smacked him really hard on the back. Anyway, it turned out he was just speaking Dutch. |
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submitted by Turbo-Tampon, originally by Milton Jones in Racism - Dutch - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 79.6
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I'm not surprised that Holland have suddenly got into cricket. It probably seems fast-paced and exciting, if you're high on weed all the time. |
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by anuspounder in Sports - Cricket (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 33.2
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Getting stoned in Amsterdam? Piece of cake. |
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Which country has the highest population? Probably Holland. |
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by 8 ace in Illness and mortality - Alcohol And Drugs (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 15.6
| Spain quite wisely refused the cake the dutch team had baked for them at half-time. |
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by joefish052 in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 13.8
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Britain has always had trouble with tourism. There is simply nothing to do. The solution is simple, Legalise Weed and Prostitutes... ...It worked for the Dutch. |
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by Frotterer86 in Illness and mortality - Alcohol And Drugs (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 11.2
| Holland.... More Vans than Royal Mail. |
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by Scooterloot in In The News - Royal Mail (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 7.8
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