Jokes under Illness and mortality > Self Harming
| Raoul Moat is a message to all you gingers out there - We will find you, and we'll make it look like suicide. |
 
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by bigoldbronson in Crime - Gun Crime (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 813.2
| If a woman drank Stella Artois would she start self-harming? |
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by smiddy in Illness and mortality - Self Harming - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 529.8
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When I was at school my old R.E. teacher used to say 'Treat others how you treat yourself' suits me, im a self harmer |
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by pippypip25 in Religion - Christianity (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 270.2
| Self Harm: Domestic violence for lonely people. |
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by halapala in Illness and mortality - Self Harming - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 188
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I had a fight with an emo last night. I was really up against it and could feel it wasn't going my way.... ...until he pulled a knife. |
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| Funding for the self harm clinic has been increased due to cuts . |
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by pedroflaps in Illness and mortality - Self Harming - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 165.6
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My arms had started to look a mess because of my self-harming, so I decided to take action and see a counsellor. He told me I was becoming addicted and advised me to cut down. Now they look even worse, the prick. |
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by Cecilthewonderdog in Illness and mortality - Self Harming - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 145
| People who self harm shouldn't beat themselves up about it. |
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by MICK THE MAG in Illness and mortality - Depression (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 142.6
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Tories 'preparing to unveil cuts' Not sure Emo's should be allowed in government. |
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by GibboJ in Politics - Conservatives (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 127.8
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My girlfriend recently told me that she's into self harming. So, for her birthday I got her a hammer and said, "Knock yourself out." |
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submitted by bighelmet, originally by Rhys Darby in Illness and mortality - Self Harming - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 104.8
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