Jokes under Other > Money
My bank lets me send a text message and it'll text back with my balance.
It's a cool feature but I didn't think the 'LOL' was necessary.
If I had a pound for everytime I've had sex, I'd probably be a millionaire.
Because then I'd have enough to buy a lottery ticket.
We're so skint that I had to get my wife to sell one of her kidneys to help pay for Christmas.
If things get any worse, I might have to cancel Sky Sports.
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