Jokes under In The News > Kidnapping
| Following the success of the West Yorkshire Police in finding Shannon Matthews, the Portuguese Police have gone back to the McCann's villa to look under the bed. |
 
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by guest1 in In The News - Missing Persons (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 1,292.6
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What's worse than child abduction? Jokes, apparently. |
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A local paedophile ring has made the unprecedented step of issuing a statement after being accused of hiding Shannon Matthews for two weeks. They said, "Fuck off - we do have some standards, you know." |
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So, Peter Pan can gather a child army and that's fine. But when a black man does it.... |
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by Unassigned in Racism - Black (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 525.4
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What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Shannon Matthews? People actually wanted Maddie to be found. |
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Karen Matthews court case has just got under way, and the court room has been told of how she lied to police. They listened to her say in the 999 call, "my 'beautiful' daughter is missing." |
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by max the storyteller in In The News - Kidnapping - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 239.6
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I can see that Shannon Matthews stepfather has been arrested for having indecent pictures of his stepdaughter. She isn't naked in any of them but you can clearly see her face. |
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The mother of Shannon Matthews has said that she "couldn't stop crying" when she was reunited with her daughter. I wouldn't be able to stop crying either if I had such an ugly daughter. |
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BBC Website "What's the best way to catch a falling child?" On the volley |
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by kernowbysvyken in Crime - Child Abuse (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 211
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This years Christmas present will be a bit of a surprise for Shannon Matthews. For the first time in years, she won't be getting a new Stepfather |
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