Jokes under Illness and mortality > Blood
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I've just been to the doctor and was diagnosed with low blood pressure. He wrote me a prescription for two sets of Ikea self-assembly wardrobes. |
 
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by Mr Stu Pidtwat in Illness and mortality - Blood - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 340.6
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I told my wife to make sure she gives 100% today... She's on her way to donate blood. |
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by Unassigned in Sex and shit - Wife (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 60.6
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Just gave 2 pints of blood at the hospital. You would think they'd appreciate it but they just started asking me questions like... Who's blood is this, and how did you get it? |
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by Unassigned in Illness and mortality - Blood - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 54.6
| Apparently my biological son should not have been put in a washing machine. |
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by pointingatu in Illness and mortality - Blood - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 16.8
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B+ on blood tests. Failure runs through my veins. |
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by Alan Graham in Illness and mortality - Blood - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 14.4
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Ive found that your score on a joke is similar to your own heart rate. If it gets above 300 there is a chance your going to hell. |
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As my girlfriend bounced on the black cock, I thought: "I should really see a doctor about my bad circulation." |
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Whenever I'm ill, my doctor always draws blood. He has amazing artistic abilities but I don't see how it helps. |
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Having a nosebleed on a dual-carriageway isn't all that bad. The look on the face of the person in the car next to you when you pull up at traffic lights with blood all over your clothes, pretending to be unconscious should more than make up for it. |
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| My gay friend is in hospital being treated for angina. On his medication sheet it says "2 puffs when required". And he's not even in BUPA. |
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by summerfever in Illness and mortality - Blood - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 3.4
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