Jokes under Celebrities > Ronnie Biggs
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All this news about the Great Train Robber Ronnie Biggs makes me laugh... He tried to rob a train once, and got caught once... That's hardly 'great' is it? It's not even frigging good! |
 
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by mingonia in Celebrities - Ronnie Biggs - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 89.6
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Me and my girlfriend were having a conversation about Ronnie Biggs release earlier. She says to me, "So how many trains did he actually steal?" |
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I knew it was a bad idea to release Ronnie Biggs. He's been out for three days, and already he's putting together a team to pull off his next train robbery. Admittedly it could take a while, if Sunday's trial run in Liverpool was anything to go by. |
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by Dubbadubbadubba in Celebrities - Ronnie Biggs - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 32
| Hmmm coincidence...Ronnie Biggs released - 40 million pound gem robbery. |
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by lover of filth in Celebrities - Ronnie Biggs - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 32
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I told my nan Ronnie Biggs is out of prison. She said “That’s good. I love the Snowman.” It’d be a mercy killing to have her put down, it really would… |
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by nobscratcher in Celebrities - Ronnie Biggs - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 17.2
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Ronnie Biggs goes into a library and asks for a book on assisted suicide. The librarian says; "Certainly, you state fleecing old bastard. Your son can pay the fine through the millions he hopes to make from selling your story to the press." |
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I hear Ronnie Biggs is at death's door. It's not like him to actually wait to be invited in. |
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| On compassionate grounds, and in light of his recent poor health. Judges looking at the case of Ronnie Biggs have decided to reduce his sentence from 8 years to life. |
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| I've just bought a Ronnie Biggs watch. The hands are covered in liver spots and its running out of time |
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| I've celebrated Ronnie Biggs' release by murdering a train driver. |
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