Jokes under Celebrities > Harvey Price
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So Katie Price is talking about marrying her new boyfriend? At this rate, Harvey Price will have had more dads than he does chromosomes. |
 
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by Lousith in Illness and mortality - Down's Syndrome (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 1,315.8
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I have just seen Peter Andre at the seaside. He was just sitting on his own, building sandcastles... Mind you, he still looked happy doing it without his bucket and spade there. |
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by jonny fartpants in Celebrities - Jordan/Katie Price (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 1,314.4
| So Jordan and Peter have split up? I bet her son Harvey didn't see that one coming.... |
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by GGB_2K9 in Illness and mortality - Down's Syndrome (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 1,038
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Homeless and out of work, Peter Andre goes for a job interview working down a coal mine. "So Mr Andre, why do you think you're the right man for this job?" asks the interviewer. "Well, I've been working with slag for the best part of four years now, mate," he replies. "And also I know how to handle a spade." |
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by SIME in Celebrities - Jordan/Katie Price (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 847.2
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So Katie Price AKA Jordan is going back into the jungle. Maybe she should take Harvey with her, it's about time he was reintroduced into the wild. |
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by boombyebye in Celebrities - Harvey Price - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 818.8
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The new FIFA 12 will have a new button layout called the ' Harvey Price', it's not hard to learn, here are some of the main controls : R1-dribble R2-dribble L1-dribble L2-dribble Analog sticks-lick opponent/eat grass |
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by Ratman-scoop1987 in Celebrities - Harvey Price - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 601
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What's small, brown and bumps into tables? Harvey Price. |
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by JIMMYSAVILLE in Illness and mortality - Disability (+ 2 more) - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 474.4
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People make very sick and twisted jokes about Harvey Price. But to his credit, he was the only black kid with an absent dad and a slag for a mother, who wasn't fucking up London this weekend. |
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by mickndave in Celebrities - Jordan/Katie Price (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 444.8
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Yahoo News - 'Blind Monkey Follows Mum Everywhere'. It looks like Harvey Price has mastered Twitter. |
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by Marc Gatland in Celebrities - Harvey Price - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 442.2
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What do Harvey Price and HP sauce have in common? Initials and colour. How are they different? HP sauce has a cap to stop it from dribbling. |
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