Jokes under Sports > Watersports
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I've just stolen loads of swimming inflatables. I'd better lilo. |
 
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submitted by Elliosis, originally by soccer am in Other - Wordplay (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 571.6
| You’ve got to feel sorry for Dame Ellen MacArthur: all that effort and sacrifice to break the world record for sailing round the world single-handed, then BANG! One earthquake and tsunami and her record's gone to some prick from Samoa on a deckchair! |
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by twathead in In The News - Natural Disasters (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 245.2
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I saw an advert in the paper yesterday, 'Yacht for sale'. As if people don't know what a yacht's for. |
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| I thought I'd surprise my girlfriend on her birthday by waking her up with the present she asked me to get her. I don't know what she meant by 'wee sports' but whatever the fuck it is I'm single now. |
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The first medals in the sailing events have been decided... USA snatched gold Russian took silver And Somalia took a middle aged English couple called Elsie and Fred and are holding out for a ransom. |
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I challenged my friend to a game of wii sports. He pissed all over me. |
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| For sail: wind |
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by Unassigned in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 26.6
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A group of us decided to have a watersports contest. I pissed all over them. |
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I just watched "Watersports World" On Sky Sports 3. Most disappointing wank I've ever had. |
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by FiredUpGrego in Sex and shit - Piss (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 14
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De Jong - The Original Karate Kid 8:06pm 11/07/2010 Uk |
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submitted by GhandiLovesANAL, originally by James Havard Of Neath in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 11.6
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