Jokes under Crime > Bullying
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by swimfan in Illness and mortality - Obesity (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 1,009.4
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To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes great subway sandwiches. |
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by binladensson in Other - Food and Drink (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 701
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My wife told me to get our ginger son ready for his first day at school. So I punched him in the face and stole his dinner money. |
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Britain's Got Talent contestant Christopher Stone said he was bullied at school because he liked music. As one of the people who regularly beat him up, I need to put things right now. It wasn't about liking music, it was because he was a mincing little queer who liked looking at our knobs and arses in the shower after P.E. |
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by Cabron Monoxide in Sex and shit - Gay (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 401
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I witnessed five skinheads beating up a frail old lady across the street last night. I didn't intervene because I didn't know who started it. |
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My gay son came downstairs today and said, "Dad, have you seen the straighteners?" "Yeah, right here, son," I replied, massaging my knuckles. |
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This homeless guy just stopped me in the street, shoving a plastic cup into my face he say's "Spare change for a coffee." Now I feel pretty bad, I don't really like coffee but I still took his spare change. |
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I found out my son was being bullied at school so I hired a boxing coach to help him out. He knocked out the kid in one punch. Me and my son just watched on from a bench and laughed. |
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My five year old son told me that he was afraid of the dark so I bought him a night-light. I misunderstood the situation. Turns out Jerome, a boy in his class, is bullying him. |
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What do you call someone who was repeatedly bullied at school? A Police community support officer. |
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