Jokes under Sex and shit > Wank Sock
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"Now that doesn't look like a foot" Thought the sock. |
 
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Some bloke broke into my flat last night. Unluckily for him, I'm a typical Sickipedian. Knocked him spark out with one of my socks. |
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by widowwarmer in Sex and shit - Wank Sock - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 622.2
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Today, I came home to find a sock I used to wank with on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it. There was a note attached, "Because you can't find a real girl I made your current one prettier, Love Mum." |
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| You know you masturbate too much when you drop your wank sock and your wife shouts from the other room "I hope that wasn't one of our good plates." |
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My new girlfriend stayed over at my house for the first time last night. As she was snooping around she picked up one of my socks and said 'these are really stiff, you must use plenty of starch'. I didn't correct her. |
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'Musician Wyclef Jean shot in hand' Should have just used a sock like the rest of us. |
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| If you break your ankle, save the bother of going to hospital by simply using your wank sock as a plaster cast. |
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by themarzman in Sex and shit - Wank Sock - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 280.6
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Have you ever walked into your room and noticed that your mum has done your washing? It's such a great feeling until you recognise that singular sock placed obviously on top of the pile... ...all alone ...neatly folded ...clean |
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| I'm so cautious that I learnt Braille before I started wanking, just in case. |
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I heard the government of Haiti were appealing for relief clothing. So I sent them one of my wank socks. |
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by Dave the cunt in In The News - Earthquakes (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 249.6
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