Jokes under Religion > Pope
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Michael Jackson, the Pope and a bunch of kids are on a plane. Suddenly the plane becomes out of control and is on course to crash. "Here, there are 2 parachutes." said the Pope. "What about the kids?" replied Jacko. "Fuck the kids." said the Pope. To this, Jacko said, "We haven't got enough time." |
 
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by JossDude in Sex and shit - Paedophile (+ 2 more) - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1,100
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Apparently, the Pope reckons that condoms 'make things worse' in regards to the AIDS epidemic. The day I take sex advice from an 82-year-old virgin, is the same day I take parenting advice from Kate and Gerry McCann. |
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So The Pope has been knocked over at Christmas mass by a woman who is said to be mentally unstable. That's a bit rich coming from a fucker who would have us believe there's an invisible man in the sky who created the earth in 7 days. |
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by proudginger in Religion - God (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1,017
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One day the Pope was walking down an Italian road when he spotted a black magic shop in an alleyway.
Curious, he decided to go inside and look around. As he approached the counter, the woman behind told him they were doing a special on Voodoo Dolls. The Pope thought for a few moments and told the woman he would like to buy one. She then informed him he would need to get the hair of the person he would like the doll to represent. He plucked some hair from his head an [...] |
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by cric in Sex and shit - Paedophile (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 788.4
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The Pope is going to resign and to be honest I don't blame him. I'd leave my job too if my boss never showed up. |
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News Today ..'Thousands of Pope tickets unsold' .. Which is not surprising .. There's not much call in this country for a German comedian responsible for hundreds of old Paedophile jokes. |
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What do you call a Nazi in a ridiculous pointy hat? Your Holiness. |
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| If the Pope doesn't want to be knocked down, he shouldn't dress up as a skittle. |
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submitted by PinkFish, originally by Ross Noble in Religion - Pope - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 462.6
| Definition of irony: Ireland runs out of money just as the Pope says it's OK to buy condoms. |
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by Jokemon in Sex and shit - Contraception (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 410
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BBC NEWS - The Pope calls for action on sex abuse. Right after he called "lights... camera..." |
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by coblefartthefirst in Sex and shit - Paedophile (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 406.4
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