Jokes under Other > Tattoos
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My ex-girlfriend had a tattoo of a sea shell on her inner thigh. If you put your ear to it, I swear you could smell the ocean. |
 
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by Grave in Sex and shit - Women (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 1,929.8
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Whenever I go on the pull, I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo and I think "here's a bird who's capable of making a decision she'll regret in the future." |
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| I was sat in the tattoo parlour earlier when a butterfly flew past with a picture of a slag on its wing. |
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by oopsdontlaf in Other - Stupid (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 694.8
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My son's just had a tattoo of a heart, a spade, a club and a diamond. I'll deal with him later. |
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A man walked into a tattoo shop. "Good afternoon sir, what can we do for you?" "Well, I'm really passionate about my home town, and want something done on my knuckles, you know?" "No problem sir, what did you want exactly?" "N-O-R-W-I-C-H on this hand, and C-I-T-Y-F-C on this one." |
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by lewllew in Sex and shit - Inbred (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 356.2
| Nothing says 'im unemployed' like having a cannabis tattoo on your arm. |
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| Tattoos are great for preserving memories, otherwise I would have totally forgotten about that anchor. |
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submitted by CajunChicken, originally by Chris Addison in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 320
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I've just had my cock tattooed. I don't give a fuck what the RSPCA says. |
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| I've just had a tattoo done on my arse which says, "If you're reading this, we're in prison." |
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My mum always told me, "Never do something that you'll regret later in life." I always thought that it was great advice. So I got it tattooed on my forehead. |
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