Jokes under Events > Chinese New Year

I had no idea time zones were so far apart...

Just landed in China and it's fucking New Year apparently.

Joke by Mazer in Events - Chinese New Year - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 679.6

My New Year's resolution is to stop pretending I'm Chinese.

Joke by sickell in Events - Chinese New Year - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 173.2

The Pope's Christmas message this year calls for people of all faiths to put aside their differences and unite in love and compassion.

And shoot all the benders.

Joke by 8 ace in Religion - Catholicism (+ 2 more) - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 89

China : 21 Dead babies found.

And the question on all of our minds, in what sauce?

Joke by alibrace in Sex and shit - Contraception (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 41.8

Tiger Woods, John Terry, and Ashley Cole have all messed up their marriages by sleeping with other women. This isn't the Year of the Tiger, it's the Year of the fucking Cheetah

Joke by taum in Sex and shit - ??? General (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 14.4

Chinese celebrate year of the dragon

Or as we call it "the queens diamond jubilee"

Joke by Tonyteeth in Events - Chinese New Year - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 13.6

Isn't it weird? the year of the cow, there's mad cow disease.
the year of the pig, there's swine flu.
the year of the goat, there's foot and mouth going around.
Now to be honest, I normally wouldn't care that much, but it's getting scarily close to the year of the cock.

Joke by Unassigned in Sex and shit - Penis (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 9.2

My friend said my anger issues stem from being born in the Chinese year of the rat.

So I told him he must have been born in the Chinese year of the cunt.

Joke by furiousg in Events - Chinese New Year - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 5.8

Know why the London 2012 olympics opening ceremony will never be as good as the Beijing games in China?

London won't be able to get that many people who look the same

Joke by washi li in Racism - Chinese (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 5.6

Christmas again!

As a butcher I will be doing my bit for the poor this year.

Christmas eve I will close the shop early then go visit some of the young unmarried mothers on the council house estate and give them a goose.

Joke by alphawhat in Events - Chinese New Year - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 2.6

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