Jokes under Crime > Bigamy
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Why a man would want a wife is a big mystery to some people. Why a man would want two wives is a bigamystery. |
 
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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Some say monogamy is the same. |
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What's the penalty for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law. |
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| What's the point of looking up the spelling of a word in the dictionary when you don't know how to spell it in the first place? |
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by ieatcats in Other - One Liner (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 123
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I take care of all my wives. That's bigamy. |
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I am married to two women. After years of deceit I owned up to both of them. I thought that was big of me. |
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by justincider in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 55.4
| Watching 'cops with cameras' on ITV, makes it obvious how discrimination is very much alive in the police force, they seem to be arresting only the people with blurry heads. That's victimisation |
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| In my opinion, living with two women isn't bigamy, it's fucking multi-tasking. |
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If having three wives is polygamy and having two wives is bigamy, what is having one wife called? Monotony. |
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| I wonder what the Finnish word for 'end of a race' is? |
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