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When the moon hits your eye, Like a big pizza pie,
That's amoré.

When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned,
That's a moray.

When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four,
That's some more hay.

When a Japanese knight, Uses his sword in a fight,
That's Samurai.

When your sheep go to graze, In a damp marshy place,
That's a moor, eh?

When you ace your last tests, Like you [...]

When the moon hits your eye, Like a big pizza pie,
That's amoré.

When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned,
That's a moray.

When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four,
That's some more hay.

When a Japanese knight, Uses his sword in a fight,
That's Samurai.

When your sheep go to graze, In a damp marshy place,
That's a moor, eh?

When you ace your last tests, Like you did all the rest,
That's some more "A"s!

When on Mt. Cook you see, An aborigine,
That's a Maori.

The Sickipedia alphabet.

A is for Africa, starving the death.
B is for Blacks, who don't deserve breath.
C is for cunts like Jeremy Kyle.
D is for lysDexia or those in Denial.
E is for Expenses on which were were scammed.
F's where we send Pakis, a Faraway land.
G is for God, who doesn't exist.
H is for Horny, mostly when pissed.
I is for Irony, which we use a lot.
J is for Jacko, whose heart has now stopped.
K is [...]

The Sickipedia alphabet.

A is for Africa, starving the death.
B is for Blacks, who don't deserve breath.
C is for cunts like Jeremy Kyle.
D is for lysDexia or those in Denial.
E is for Expenses on which were were scammed.
F's where we send Pakis, a Faraway land.
G is for God, who doesn't exist.
H is for Horny, mostly when pissed.
I is for Irony, which we use a lot.
J is for Jacko, whose heart has now stopped.
K is for Knock Knock jokes, which here have no place.
L is for Leona, got got smacked in the face.
M is for Marriage, for idiot men.
N is for Niggers, who get hanged half-past ten.
O is the shape that Maddie's mouth made
When I stuck my Penis in her and got laid.
Q is for Queen, the ultimate Brit,
While R is for Re-Po, those guys who are gits.
S is for shit, surprisingly good.
T is for Travel - McCann's in the mood.
U is for Uranus, at which we snigger and groan,
V is for Vagina, which belongs to the fucker hogging the phone.
W is for Women, who haven't got rights.
X is for Xenophobia, over which we start fights.
Y is for Yanks, each a double-size arse.
Zs are in Sleep - I'm on Sickipedia, I think I'll pass!