Jokes under In The News > Recession
| This Christmas, naughty children will be getting some Euros instead of that expensive lump of coal. |
 
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by Disturbia in Events - Christmas (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 867.2
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Tesco has announced 20,000 new jobs are to be created in the UK. Poland's Prime Minister has welcomed the news. |
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by Timmytour in Racism - Polish (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 825.2
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I used to visit prostitutes every week, but now I am a rapist instead. Credit crunch and all that. |
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What is the capital of Iceland? About £2.50 at the moment, and falling. |
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| Statistics show that, as the credit crunch has risen, more women have been having sex with their husbands to save money on batteries. |
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HMV to close sixty stores. Is this the Vinyl Countdown? |
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| Definition of irony: Ireland runs out of money just as the Pope says it's OK to buy condoms. |
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by Jokemon in Sex and shit - Contraception (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 410
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It's a shame that all Woolworths stores are closing down, especially due to the loss of Pick n' Mix. Now where am I gonna get all my bait from? |
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by DoubleTee in Sex and shit - Paedophile (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 404.4
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I went to the ATM this morning and it said "insufficient funds". I'm wondering, is it them or me? |
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| My dog is worried about the economy. Dog food is up to $3.00 per can. That's $21.00 in dog money! |
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by legion in In The News - Recession (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 382.8
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