Jokes under Sports > Winter Olympics
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British slider Amy Williams wins Olympic skeleton. That's a bit shit, they usually get a gold medal for finishing first. |
 
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His palms are sweaty, knees weak, sledge is heavy There's vomit on his papakhi already, Mum's chanakhi He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready He's got qualms, and he keeps on regretting That he's going down, at ninety one miles per hour His thoughts turn sour, realises he's not in power He's speeding now, velocity's exceeding now The barriers hit, sled's up over, BLAOW! You better LUGE yourself! |
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Toyota. Sponsoring the Georgian Winter Olympic Team since 2010. |
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by boroboss in In The News - Toyota (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 273.4
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Famous Last Words: "OK, one more practice run, then I'm hitting the bar". |
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by ClitCommander in Sports - Olympics (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 252.6
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Dear Nodar Kumaritashvili, Have you been injured in an accident at work that wasn't your fault? |
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Headline: Amy Williams wins Skeleton I'm all for celebrating victory but surely they should return Nodar Kumaritashvili's body to Georgia. |
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The parents of Nodar Kumaritashvili have said that nothing will make up for the tragic loss of their son. Bet they won't be saying that when they receive their £500 cheque from "You've Been Framed". |
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I see that guy died today in training for the Winter Olympics, shame. Well, you know life, you win some, you luge some. |
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by Guntbuster in Sports - Winter Olympics - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 178.8
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Just bought the new Vancouver Winter Olympics 2010 game for Xbox. I hope there's a training mode. |
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A typical week on Sickipedia:
Day 1: Sickipedians are on the look out for any incident that happens, so that they can make jokes about them. The Winter Olympics are about to start the next day and news breaks that Georgian luger Nodar Kumaritashvili has died after hitting a pole during practice. Day 2: Sickipedians get to work. Without knowing who Nodar Kumaritashvili was, they try their hand at writing a joke on him using some sort of a pun on "l [...] |
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