Jokes under TV > Business
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I was on Dragons' Den but got chucked out. Apparently asking Deborah Meaden to "fuck off and get me a sandwich while the men talk business" is unacceptable. |
 
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by jibjab in Sex and shit - Sexism (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 2,400.4
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I don't understand Dragons Den. Surely if you're looking for a large amount of money for investment, you would simply steal it from the tables sitting in front of you? |
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I've come up with this amazing idea. You stretch a wire coat hanger over your head, then you twist the hook so that the point is facing you. By doing this you can hang a picture on the hook and masturbate without having to hold the picture, leaving your other hand free to use at your leisure! "I'm out" said Deborah Meaden. |
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| I am thinking of going on the next series of Dragons Den with a toaster actually big enough to take a full slice of bread. |
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by ayupduck in Other - Food and Drink (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 465.2
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I went on Dragons Den with my invention, a machine that makes closet homosexuals admit they are gay. After showing a demonstration Deborah Meaden instantly declared, "I'm out." "See, it works," I said. |
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I've invented a device to help improve your ejaculation distance. So I took it on Dragon's Den but it went right over their heads. |
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by cc1957 in Sex and shit - Ejaculation (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 374.4
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I went on Dragon's Den recently with a stonking business idea. To break the ice, I thought I'd crack a joke. I never got past the, "A Scotsman, a Paki, a Jew and a Lesbian walk into a bar." |
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NEWS FLASH: Dragons' Den star Theo's wife has had a miscarriage. It's not so bad, it was still only a Pafoetus. |
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NEWS FLASH: Dragons Den Theo's wife has had a miscarriage The baby said, "I don't like that smug, arrogant cunt Theo, and for that reason I'm out." |
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Just went on Dragon's Den with the idea of a leaf blower... Stuck it on reverse and I got 5 Dragon's investment with 0% Equity. And Deborah Meaden's wig. |
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