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Dear Matt Lucas,

I am sorry to hear about the suicide of your ex. I for one find you very attractive and you remind me of my partner who sadly has also passed away.

If you want to hook up, give me a call.

Yours sincerely,

Jack Tweed
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Joke by chavkiller in Celebrities - Jack Tweed (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 1,665.2


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Looks like Matt Lucas is the only gay in the village now his ex husband has stopped hanging around I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by corgi74 in Celebrities - Matt Lucas - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 1,619.2




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So Matt Lucas' ex has died.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.......anybody? No?
Dust........anybody? No?
Dust........anybody? No?
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Joke by Thornographic in Celebrities - Matt Lucas - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 638


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Matt Lucas's ex-husband is dead.

Yeah I know.
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Joke by daveyboy27 in Celebrities - Matt Lucas - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 475.6


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Apparently Matt Lucas taught his ex partner Kevin McGee to do lots of impressions.
His Mark Speight one was fucking brilliant.
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Joke by suckyourgill in Illness and mortality - Suicide (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 258.4


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A short message of support for Matt Lucas.

Chin up mate, hopefully you'll be back on your knees in no time.
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Joke by Get Wild in Celebrities - Matt Lucas - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 206.8


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In a last ditch attempt to save their marriage, Matt Lucas suggested that they should try swinging......... ..oops I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by stopthat in Illness and mortality - Suicide (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 73.4


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Matt Lucas walks into a library and asks for a book on coping with grief.

After a few moments silence,the librarian replies......

"Computer says no........"
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Joke by hairyballs in Celebrities - Matt Lucas (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 64.6


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I wonder if Matt Lucas now regrets divorcing Kevin McGee? Apparently he was very well hung! I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by boombyebye in Celebrities - Matt Lucas - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 56.6


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How does Stephen Gately's-ex differ from Matt Lucas?

Stephen Gately's-ex is the only gay in the Villa.
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Joke by W_f_B in Sports - Football (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 53



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