Jokes under Sex and shit > Transvestite
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A man is out walking in the hills when he sees a woman standing on the edge of a cliff. She is very upset and crying loudly.
"What are you doing up here?" says the man. "I'm going to kill myself," replied the woman. "Well, before you do, what about letting me fuck you in the ass?" said the man. The woman proceeds to let him fuck her in the ass and it's the best one the guy can remember. "Anyway, why do you want to kill yo [...] |
 
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by Spoonfed in Sex and shit - Transvestite - Added: 5 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 1,785.6
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Got a girl back to my place last night but it ended with erection problems. She had one. |
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by Aspen in Sex and shit - Transvestite - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 1,336.8
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What's the best thing about shagging a transvestite? When you reach round, it feels like it's gone all the way through! |
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by Meeks1982 in Sex and shit - Transvestite - Added: 5 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 831.6
| I once punched a transsexual in the face. It was fantastic. You really must try it. You get all the satisfaction of punching a woman but with none of the guilt! |
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by Boldfish in Sex and shit - Transvestite - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 691.4
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Mummy, mummy, mummy, can I buy a bra now I'm 16? Shut up Albert. |
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by awesomeness in Sex and shit - Transvestite - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 669.2
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"I caught my twelve-year-old son looking up women's skirts today," I told the barman after my second whiskey. "That's pretty normal for a twelve-year-old, isn't it?" he asked. "Not on eBay it isn't!" I said. |
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I don't agree with women when they say a nice dress can make anyone feel sexy. I just felt a bit gay. |
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by Greeno in Sex and shit - Gay (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 476.4
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I've just discovered one of my mates is a transsexual and has had a boob job. I'll never be able to look him in the face again. |
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by Baldlice in Sex and shit - Transvestite - Added: 4 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 447.2
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When I was young we were very poor and I sometimes had to wear my sister's old clothes to school. Turned up in the same dress as my teacher one day. Don't know who was more embarrassed, him or me. |
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When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother: "What will I be? Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?" Here's what she said to me: "You're a boy, you daft cunt. Now get out of your sister's clothes and fuck off to school!" |
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by Mallatar in Sex and shit - Transvestite - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 403.4
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