Jokes under Other > Sarcasm
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The other day I was mocking my wife, "Why do you wear a bra? You've got nothing to put in it." Fucking bitch replied, "You wear briefs, don't you?" |
 
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by zitface in Sex and shit - Wife (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 1,178.2
| Similar to Willy Wonka putting 5 golden tickets into bars of chocolate, Walkers have started a new competition where they have placed 5 crisps into their bags of air. |
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by leedaman666 in Other - Food and Drink (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 1,122.4
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Saw that a black friend of mine was about to use some 'Clearasil blackhead remover' the other day so I told him that he really shouldn't use that product. "Why not? Because my head will disappear?" he said sarcastically. "No, because it's mine you thieving black bastard." I replied. |
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by widowwarmer in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1,075.8
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I was heading into a pub the other night with a bag of chips when the guy on the door goes to me..."Sorry mate this is not a chip shop"... I stood there for a minute and said "Why the fuck would I bring a bag of chips into a chip shop?" |
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| Fuck seems to know where everything is. |
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by Randomage in Other - Sayings (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 1,010.6
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When I left home, my mum said, "Don't forget to write." I thought, "That's unlikely... It's a basic skill, isn't it?" |
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submitted by loobybooby, originally by Tim Vine in Other - Sarcasm - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 1,009
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My mate said to me today he was having a halloween party and he asked me if I'd come. I said I'd go as maddie mccann, which I suppose was nicer than saying I wasnt gonna fucking show up. |
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by imnotveryfunny in In The News - Missing Persons (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 967.6
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I was in London today and jumped into a black cab. I said, "Waterloo, mate." He said, "The station?" "Well, I'm a bit late for the battle." |
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Just noticed on the cap of a drink 'Open By Hand'. Wow, so helpful... I was about to use a fucking screwdriver. Thank God I saw that. |
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I can't believe that Ryan Giggs missed training in the week of the Champions League final. It's almost like he doesn't understand the meaning of commitment. |
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