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|So what if Jesus turned water into wine...I turned a whole student loan into Vodka once. Your move Jesus...|
Jesus said to Peter, "Come forth and I will give you eternal glory."
Peter came fifth and won a toaster.
|On Sunday, a user posted the joke "Jesus"...which was quickly buried...It's been 3 days, has anyone seen it?|
Mohammed spent a lot of time up mountains, slaying goats and raping children,
Jesus spent a lot of time around the docks and managed to feed the 5000 on fish.
And that, people, is the difference between gross prophet and net prophet.
Jesus walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water which he then turns into wine.
The barman says, "Oy, what do you think you are doing?"
Jesus replies, "I'm not paying your fucking prices."
I don't understand why Christians are against gay marriage.
Jesus had two dads, he turned out alright.
If Jesus died for our sins...
Then if we don't sin, surely he died for nothing...
Fuck the confessional, people, get out there and rape things!
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