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This is for you, Sarah: Why do you condemn Sickipedia and say it is only sick and twisted people who post jokes here, yet drink Lambrini and laugh hysterically at equally offensive jokes on 'Mock the Week' when your friends are round the flat? You are a total cunt. Pack your bags tonight and fuck off. It's over. |
 
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by Gash TL in Sex and shit - Girlfriend (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 10,572.8
| You know you're on Sickipedia too much when you start learning the news from the jokes. |
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Now the racists and rapists
And open prison escapists Were just passing by. And the grabby types, The Maddie types, Who want to be a Daddy types Were just passing by. And the mug-you types, And thug-you types And like to have sex by drug-you types Were just passing by. Those on their own, Fucking the phone With squinty eyes looking like a clone Were just passing by. [...] |
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by ayupduck in Other - Food and Drink (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 3,550.2
| What's (buffering 21%) the (buffering 45%) best way (buffering 69%) to lose (buffering 86%) a (buffering 100%) hard-on? |
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by Gingerpex in Sex and shit - Pornography (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 3,011
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I've had an email telling me that a long lost relative of mine has snuffed it (never even heard of him so no real grief) and left me £900,000 in his will.
Apparently he died in Africa somewhere and this Attorney bloke, Jackson Nkomo, emailed me to let me know the news. He said that he needed £8,000 to get all the admin sorted so obviously I transferred the wedge over there double lively. I've given him all my bank details and so now all I've got to do is [...] |
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by mollychambers in Crime - Fraud (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 2,786.6
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You know you've hit rock bottom when you post a joke that insults another type of people just to get points. It infuriates me how those thick, fat fucking Americans do that all the time. |
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I submitted this on Sickipedia and it got over 100 positive votes but it got deleted because it wasn't a "joke" according to the admins.
"Today, I have a new found respect for China. In one fell swoop they pissed off Gordon Brown, fucking shat all over the human rights law and killed a Paki. Respect." I have since made some modifications... Knock Knock. Who's there? Ivor. Ivor Who? Ivor found a new respe [...] |
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The Sickipedia home page is a bit like a stroke patient... ...only the left side of it is actually any good. |
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| Nothing says 'almost caught masturbating' like having your mum walking in on you looking at the Google homepage. |
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TRUE STORY
I was in my office yesterday on my lunch break when I decided to go on my computer to enjoy a joke or two on Sickipedia. The amount of racist sick jokes made me persist in laughing. Quite loudly actually. My boss overheard this and came over to have a look. I suddenly remembered to my horror that my boss was black. Then to make it even worse I remembered he transferred here from America. In realising this I quickly grasped for the mouse and closed the Sickipedia web page. [...] |
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