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BA has made a statement about flights out of Heathrow:

"I ain't getting on no plane, fool!"
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Joke by Retard in In The News - Travel News (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1,027


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The British Airways cabin crew strike.

In a nutshell; a perfect example of why we didn't used to let women and gays vote on anything.
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Joke by GhostBeaver in In The News - Travel News - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 963




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Last month, British Airways lost 401 million. I'm not sure if that's in pounds, dollars or suitcases. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by stevo21 in In The News - Travel News - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 283.6


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It must be great for the British Airways cabin crew, getting a few days off strike. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by spiritleader in In The News - Natural Disasters (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 273.2


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The PM faces a potential embarrassment after it emerged the Rail Minister Simon Burns takes a £80,000 a year chauffeured car to work rather than the train.

But in his defence, the poor guy probably just couldn't afford the fares
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Joke by gaybarslut in In The News - Travel News - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 157.8


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British Airways must be really jealous of the Dutch football team.

They haven't had that many bookings all Summer.
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Joke by ray piste in In The News - Travel News (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 108.4


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A new, £1million study has found that in the event of a plane crash, the rear seats are the safest to be in.

Obviously.

I've never heard of an aeroplane fucking reversing into a mountain.
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Joke submitted by oor wullie, originally by Roy Chubby Brown in In The News - Travel News - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 83.6


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Officials at Birmingham Airport have reported a Monarch leaving skidmarks on the runway.

Sounds like the Queen is trying to take the heat off of Kate.
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Joke by duckmaster in In The News - Travel News (+ 1 more) - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 30.4


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Just bought a British Airways ticket.

I don't want to go anywhere.

I just want to abuse the check in girls and get on TV.
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Joke by davecrocket in In The News - Travel News - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 30.2


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BEWARE! of this ebay scam-
Username: jhadiboom74
I ordered two ink cartridges off of him 4 weeks ago from Yemen, and they still havn't turned up!
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Joke by Neverfuckingmind in In The News - Travel News - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 28



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