Jokes under Sex and shit > Incest
My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex.
Just this morning she asked, "Is that the best you can do?"
Little Johnny is in the bath with his Dad when he says, "Daddy, why is my willy different from yours?"
His Dad replies, "Well, for a start, son, yours isn't erect."
|I think judging from experience - the worst possible thing in life is wanking off to a porn film, your mum walking in and you quickly changing the tab to Facebook not realising your 14 year old sister's "Beach Holiday" album is open.|
My wife just said, "It's your turn next, what do you want for Father's Day?"
"A blowjob" I replied.
"Ha-ha, but what do you want from your daughter?"
I am sick to death of repeating myself to that woman.
Austrian authorities have said that Josef Fritzl has been improving as a father as of late.
In fact, police are reported to have said that he has "been coming into his own".
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