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This girl told me that she wouldn't sleep with me if I was the last person on Earth.
If I was the last person on Earth, she wouldn't have a choice in the matter.
I hate some of the excuses women come up with for not having sex. Like:
"I'm on my period."
"I've got a headache."
"Get your hands off my neck I don't even know you."
Some cunt in a nightclub came up to me and said, "I get 20 times more girls than you do, haha."
I replied, "20 x 0 = 0."
That shut the fucker up.
Underage girl, sucking on daddy's cock, gets jizzed on all over he.........
Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was a google image search.
|You can tell my girlfriend's really Japanese because her genitals produce a forcefield that pixelates the air around them|
I texted my boss, "What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?"
He answered, "I don't know."
I replied, "I'm not coming in this morning."
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