Jokes under Illness and mortality > AIDS/HIV
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Now, I'm sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.
Okay, here's the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery shopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blo [...] |
 
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by RichTeaBiscuit in Illness and mortality - AIDS/HIV - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 5,264.6
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"Doctor, I can't work out what's wrong with me!" "You've got AIDS." Somehow, the African version of House just wasn't quite as gripping. |
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by Belcherlot in Racism - African (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 1,272.8
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Most women say that once they've gone black, they never go back. Good. I don't want any of those filthy bitches giving me AIDS. |
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One of my ex girlfriends phoned me today to say that she's just discovered she's HIV positive. She was very upset and apologetic, and stressed that I get tested immediately in case I've also been infected. I had a long chat with her and managed to calm her down in the end. I told her there was no need for me to be tested, as I was already diagnosed with it at a young age. |
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by kakheadman in Illness and mortality - AIDS/HIV - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 800.4
| Statistically... 10 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape, when her secret is AIDS. |
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by world peace in Illness and mortality - AIDS/HIV (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 755
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The Sun: "Gunman shoots innocent civillian, then laughs" The Daily Telegraph: "Gunman laughs as he shoots victim" The Daily Mail: "Nigger! Trigger! Snigger!" |
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by sock cooker in Illness and mortality - Bowel (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 701.2
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Why shouldn't you fuck a fat bird with AIDS? What, you need a third reason? |
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by Tinpotbob in Illness and mortality - Obesity (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 677.2
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What can turn a fruit into a vegetable? AIDS. |
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by caliban in Illness and mortality - AIDS/HIV - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 654.8
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A guy is screwing a great looking blonde. The girl asks, "You haven't got AIDS have you?" He replies, "No." She responds, "Oh, thank heavens for that. I don't want to get that again...!" |
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by Meeks1982 in Racism - Blonde (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 611.2
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My son was diagnosed with AIDS. Understandably I was absolutely devastated. My own son, a filthy homo. |
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by Unassigned in Illness and mortality - AIDS/HIV - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 576
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