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What's the difference between nectarines and peaches?

Nectarines don't trade on their daddy's name to get on the TV.
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Joke by TheAncient in Celebrities - Peaches Geldof - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 330.2


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What does Bob Geldof like to smother in cream?

Peaches.
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Joke by manslag in Sex and shit - Incest (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 243.6




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Peaches Geldof has over 120,000 people following her on Twitter.

She's a bit like Jesus. Relying on her Dad's fame, to get more followers.
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Joke submitted by Unassigned, originally by variation of ricky gervais joke in Celebrities - Peaches Geldof - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 209.8


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Watched OMG! with Peaches Geldof the other night and it really made me realise something.

Just how good the adverts actually are.
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Joke by SinCity in Celebrities - Peaches Geldof - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 30.4


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Peaches Geldolf has said, "Robert Pattinson is really intelligent."

Well, Peaches, compared to you, yes.
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Joke by Ashs911 in Celebrities - Peaches Geldof - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 16.6


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So Peaches Geldof is shocked at finding out that she's pregnant a second time?...

Not as shocked as I am that some one fucked her twice.
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Joke by cvrock in Celebrities - Peaches Geldof - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 14.2


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Peaches Geldof has today announced she's expecting a baby boy .
Apparently she's been racking her brain trying to think of a name that is unique in celebrity circles and has finally come up with one.

Dave.
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Joke by Tony Almeida in Celebrities - Peaches Geldof - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 11.8


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"Peaches Geldof has accepted substantial damages over a newspaper claim that she was a prostitute."

Good for her, now she's won a few quid maybe she won't have to fuck so many men for money.
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Joke by ray piste in Celebrities - Peaches Geldof - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 10.6


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Peaches Geldof 'almost killed' in car crash on way to Disneyland.

Sickipedians ‘almost’ get an early Xmas present. Peaches, how about going round the block and trying again – Don’t you know its Christmas?
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Joke by nobscratcher in Celebrities - Peaches Geldof - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 9.2


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Daily Telegraph: "Peaches Geldof says she regrets every one of her many tattoos"
Especially the one that says "I do anal for sweeties"
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Joke by welsh_151 in Celebrities - Peaches Geldof - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 8.2



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