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Usain Bolt thinks he's capable of running at 40mph.

You might think that's good, but if he hits a child there's an 80% chance she'll die. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by davyjones in Celebrities - Sports Personalities - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 1,532.2


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Out of all the celebrity sports stars to crash their cars, I would have thought Lewis Hamilton to be the LEAST likely. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Gman19 in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 1,122.2




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A lion would never cheat on his wife...

But a tiger wood... 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Frank_Castle in Celebrities - Sports Personalities - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1,060


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Linford Christie's a bit bored one day, so he decides to take up golf. He goes down to the local course, walks in and says, "Hi, I'd like to join your golf club."
The receptionist calls the club captain, who comes to meet the former Olympic sprinter at reception. "Hi," says Linford. "I'd like to join your golf club."
"I'm terribly sorry," says the club captain. "but we don't let black people join our club. If you turn left out of the ga [...]

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Joke by Unassigned in Sports - Golf (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 940.8


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Lewis Hamilton: World Formula 1 Champion.

The last time a Brazilian got fucked over this badly by a Brit was at Stockwell Underground Station. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by LEENEWSOME in Celebrities - Sports Personalities - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 874.2


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What's brown and sticky?

Muhammed Ali after opening a can of coke. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Unassigned in Celebrities - Sports Personalities - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 785


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With all these companies dropping Tiger, I am becoming more and more proud of Kelloggs for sticking by him. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Unassigned in Celebrities - Sports Personalities - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 755.2


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I was walking around Knightsbridge yesterday and I saw Didier Drogba coming out of Harrods. Although I can't fucking stand the bloke, I thought here's a good opportunity to make a few quid on eBay. So I ran up to him and asked him for his autograph and he was kind enough to oblige.

I never realised his real name was Venus Williams. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by El.hannen in Celebrities - Sports Personalities - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 750.6


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Caster Semenya, the woman 800m runner being gender tested, is, quite appropriately, an anagram of 'Yes, a secret man'. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Ascites in Other - Anagrams (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 750.6


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What's nine inches long and dangles in front of a cunt?

Steve McLaren's tie 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Monkeyman in Celebrities - Sports Personalities - Added: 5 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 745.8



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