Jokes under Crime > Joyriding
|Finding two toys in a packet of cereal is a bit like running over a black girl, then realising she was pregnant.|
My car mounted the curb this morning outside my local post office and knocked down 10 postmen picketing outside.
That must be some sort of a strike
Most people say that the greatest feeling in the world is witnessing the birth of their first born child.
These people have clearly never seen a Paki get hit by a double decker bus!
When you're stoned you drive at 5mph,
so why does George Michael keep crashing into things?
It's almost as though he's doing it deliberately,
but why on earth would he want to go to priso...
...oh, I see.
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