Jokes under TV > Childrens TV
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Postman Pat, Postman Pat Postman Pat and his unionised cat, Early in the morning, They're still in bed a-snoring, And I'm wondering where's my post you fucking twat. |
 
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by rufnek2kx in In The News - Royal Mail (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 2,754
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Mr and Mrs Explorer, it's social services. We are here to talk to you about Dora. |
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I'm in court next week on child abuse charges. I guess Dora doesn't like to explore. |
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by SICKlew in Crime - Child Abuse (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 560.6
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A 19-year-old woman has been mauled to death by two coyotes while hiking in Canada. I guess going "Beep Beep" and running like fuck didn't work then. |
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by Mr Stu Pidtwat in TV - Childrens TV (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 394.2
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I wish my girlfriend would pass me the remote control once in awhile. I'm fucking sick of having to watch CBeebies. |
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by Lewis_B in Sex and shit - Girlfriend (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 323.6
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I just watched the last ever episode of Dora. She explored a white Transit van. |
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Two ten year old boys arrested for raping an eight year old girl. Should we be setting up sickipedbeebies |
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| Dora, it's right behind you for fuck's sake. What kind of an explorer are you? |
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submitted by hafsteinn, originally by facebook group in TV - Childrens TV - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 227
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I've been shagging this bird who presents Blue Peter. I like it when I introduce her to my mates, I get to say, "And here's one I laid earlier." |
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by lee999 in Sex and shit - Girlfriend (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 216.2
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My daughter has been watching Cbeebies all day, and it's taught her two important things: 1) There are no able-bodied people in the world. 2) The most common name in the UK is Suresh. |
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by thew in Illness and mortality - Disability (+ 2 more) - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 178.4
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