Jokes under Celebrities > Justin Lee Collins
| I tried to buy Justin Lee Collins gig tickets, but his website first demanded that I list every other comedian I've previously seen live. |
 
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Why did Justin Lee Collins beat his girlfriend? So then people that hadn't seen his TV shows knew he was a cunt as well. |
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Last night on Children in Need, Terry Wogan described Justin Lee Collins, "as brave as he is funny." Fucking wimp. |
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by Roll Fizzlebeef in Celebrities - Justin Lee Collins - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 34.2
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After successful shows such as "bring back the A team" and "Bring back star trek" Justin lee collins has announced his new show "bring back Maddie". Im not letting that hairy cunt in my house. |
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by harvey.hawkins in Celebrities - Justin Lee Collins - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 24.4
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People say Justin Lee Collins is a spastic. He's not. People find spastics amusing... |
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by yeeeooo in Celebrities - Justin Lee Collins - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 20.6
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You know the funny thing about Justin Lee Collins? Me neither. |
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by Dubbadubbadubba in Celebrities - Justin Lee Collins - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 19.4
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Apparently Justin lee collins was injured in a vehicle accident today when he reversed into another motor. He said of the incident that it was extremely frightening even though it wasn't the first time he had rear ended a Carr ...... |
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by barricorps in Celebrities - Comedians (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 10.6
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"Let me have a little guess at something", I said to my new girlfriend as she gave me a guided tour of her flat, "Did you used to go out with Justin Lee Collins?" "Yes I did", she replied hesitantly, "How the fuck did you guess that just from looking round my flat?" "Simple" I answered, "I noticed him hiding in your shower, having a wank". |
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by ray piste in Celebrities - Justin Lee Collins (+ 1 more) - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 10.4
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The Sun: "2 shows presented by Justin Lee Collins to be axed" Am I the only one who thinks he should go back to being Mankind? |
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by Lawson49 in Celebrities - Justin Lee Collins (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 10.2
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I see Justin Lee Collins is going to be welcoming passengers as they arrive at Bristol International Airport. Well, that's one way to get the immigrants to fuck off. |
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by piss kidney in Celebrities - Justin Lee Collins - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 9
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