Welcome, Guest! Would you like to log in , or create an account?
There are currently 1628 guests and 37 users online.

Jokes under Celebrities > Ricky Hatton

120730
Fuck me! I've seen £20 whores takes less of a battering around the ring than Hatton!

He took such a battering around the ring I'm surprised they didn't find him in Michael Barrymores swimming pool!
I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by wangwang in Celebrities - Ricky Hatton - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 575.6


120980
Ricky Hatton walks into a library and asks for a book on boxing.

The librarian says, ‘Try the ground floor’.
I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by nobscratcher in Celebrities - Ricky Hatton - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 320.2




120827
What's the difference between a £20 note and Ricky Hatton?

The £20 note will last more than 2 rounds!
I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by sickipediaismylife in Celebrities - Ricky Hatton - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 281.4


120808
I've had wanks that were knocked out slower than that for fuck's sake. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by discostu in Celebrities - Ricky Hatton - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 207.8


653625
I think Wayne Rooney should be dropped as the face of Coca-Cola.

They should hire a genuine, coke-loving sportsman like Ricky Hatton.
I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke submitted by OneLetterTooShor, originally by brian reade in Celebrities - Ricky Hatton - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 151.4


661300
BBC News Boxing Commision strip Hatton of his boxing licence.

This must be terrible news for the retired fighter.
I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by chinny1982 in Celebrities - Ricky Hatton - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 121


675987
Ricky Hatton walks into a bar and the barman says, "Hi."
Hatton replies, "Yeah, a little bit..."
I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by CarlosDiablo in Celebrities - Ricky Hatton - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 99.4


121299
I'm quite frankly disgusted by all the Ricky Hatton jokes on here

It's not easy to get to the top of boxing, especially for someone who quite clearly has Downs Syndrome
I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by daveyboy16icon in Celebrities - Ricky Hatton - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 95.4


644491
I feel for Ricky Hatton, he's been boxing for so long and fought so many great fighters. He had to draw the line somewhere I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Sammon in Celebrities - Ricky Hatton - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 65


120859
You can tell Hatton's a Man City fan, with a defence like that. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by powlesY in Celebrities - Ricky Hatton - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 41



Page load time: 0.16s (Startup: 0.04s, Controller: 0.1s, Template: 0.02s)
Sickipedia v3.5, served by WEBFE
el gato no es bueno
Sickipedia © 2007 - 2013