Jokes under Sex and shit > Polygamist
There is one thing I didn't get about Mormons...
...Why the fuck would you want more wives?
It's like asking to be kicked while your down.
|Apparently Bin Laden used his wife as a meat shield, in a desperate attempt to survive. Honestly I'm surprised the SEALS had enough bullets for all 12 of them.|
My friend Amir from Afghanistan told me he has four wives back home.
"Are you jealous?" he asked me.
"Hell no, I can't even remember one fucking birthday, let alone four."
|My girlfriend broke into tears the first time she saw my wife, the delivery must have been tough on her too.|
|"That was the 60's" or "THat was the 70's" is usually your mother's excuse for being a slut when she was your age|
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