Jokes under Religion > Satanist
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Never get stuck behind the devil in a post office queue. For the devil can take many forms. |
 
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submitted by Mr. P. Ness, originally by Dan Antopolski in Other - Wordplay (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 392.4
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I've just read that some devil worshippers are holding a festival dedicated to Satan and Hell. Sounds like a fete worse than death. |
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The party was going well at my house until someone smashed the Ouija board. That's when all hell broke loose. |
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| The bad thing about having the symbol of your religion as a crucifix is that, if you accidently have it upside-down, people think you're a fucking Christian. |
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| I just bought a medicine ball for my mate Satan , a rowing machine for Incubus and a bench press for my pet Succubi. I feel better for exercising my demons. |
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by kipling in Illness and mortality - Depression (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 19.6
| After years of struggle,i no longer have to fight my inner demons. I'm on their side now. |
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Went to church last sunday. Nobody tried to sodomize me but they did scream at me in latin and threw water at me. |
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by Americans at WTC in Religion - Satanist - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 16.4
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I just watched The Exorcist. I don't know what possessed me. |
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| I joined a satanic cult the other day, just for the hell of it. |
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My mate was asking me what it was my brother and mates do at their satanist meetings, when in they walked, "Speak of the devil," He said. "Got it in one," I replied. |
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