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Jokes under Illness and mortality > Swine Flu

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First we had mad cow disease, then bird flu and now swine flu.

What the fuck is this?

Farmageddon? 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by AIDS_2009 in Illness and mortality - Swine Flu - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 1,367.6


120189
A couple of people have swine flu and everyone starts wearing masks.
Millions of people have AIDS and no one wears condoms.
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Joke by Unassigned in Illness and mortality - Swine Flu - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 1,047.8




117692
A pig flu?
I thought that was impossible. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by TheSock in Illness and mortality - Swine Flu - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 1,011.6


118159
Apparently the symptoms of swine flu are; sweating, excessive body odour and laziness.

No wonder it went unnoticed for so long in Mexico. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by max the storyteller in Illness and mortality - Swine Flu - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 876.2


118260
"I'll huff and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!" cried the big bad wolf.
"Fuck off!" replied the little piggy, "or I'll fucking sneeze on you!" 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by zareos in Illness and mortality - Swine Flu - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 679.4


118374
Swine flu is not a problem for the pigs, because they're all going to be cured anyway. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by pottyonetoo in Illness and mortality - Swine Flu - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 655.4


120121
A Muslim was saying to me today,

"If the whole world was Muslim then there would be no swine flu because we don't eat pork".

I replied, "yes, and if the whole world was Atheist the twin towers would still exist". 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Laurence in Illness and mortality - Swine Flu - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 629.8


140923
I just saw this on BBC news: 'WHO DECLARES SWINE FLU PANDEMIC'

Somebody needs to let them know he's not a real doctor. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by noobt600 in Illness and mortality - Swine Flu - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 599.2


122114
Apparently online drug companies have been quick to cash in on the panic of swine flu.

Sending out a lot of unwanted emails... as always, dead pigs generating a lot of spam. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by cutterjimbo in Illness and mortality - Swine Flu - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 494


119698
A man goes into a travel agents and asks for a return flight to Mexico.

The woman says, "Fuck off, You'll bring it back." 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Crafty in Illness and mortality - Swine Flu - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 431.6



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