Jokes under Racism > Hippies
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What's red and orange and looks good on hippies? Fire. |
 
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| Gravity gets me down, man. |
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by Embassy in Racism - Hippies (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 295.6
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Two stoned hippies are walking along an old railway track. The first hippy says, "wow, these stairs go on for miles, man." And the second said, "it's these low hand rails that are killing me, man." Why did the stoned hippy drown? He was too far out man. First hippy: "What would you do if you saw a spaceman?" Second hippy: "Park my car in it man." |
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I was walking down the street today when this hippie jumped out of nowhere and shoved a joss stick up my arse. I was incensed! |
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A hippy is hitch-hiking to Glastonbury when a lorry pulls over and picks him up. They sit in silence for 15 minutes until the hippy says, "well, aren't you gonna ask?" "Ask you what?" says the rough looking driver. "If I'm a boy or a girl," says the hippy. "Don't matter.....I'm gonna fuck you anyway!" says the driver. |
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What do you call a hippy's wife? Mississippi. |
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How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hippies don't screw in light-bulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags. |
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by Rachy in Sex and shit - ??? General (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 37.4
| Two hippies are sat having a smoke. One turns to the other and says "Turn the radio on, man." The other leans in close to the radio and says, "I think I love you baby". |
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| What didnt the lifeguard save the hippy?....Cause he was too far out man. |
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| Some hippie friends of mine decided to shift their attention from saving forests to saving sealife recently. In hindsight, they probably should have thought of a more efficient way to get their message across than chaining themselves to a whale. |
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