Jokes under Illness and mortality > Cerebral Palsy

You know that thing when you hear somebody speaks to you in an accent that is unlike your own, then you blurt out a reply in their accent, like you're taking the piss?

Unintentional but harmless enough.

I was in the foyer at work when a guy I had never seen just said "Good morning" in what was a different accent to mine.
In a flash I said it back to him how he had said it to me. Natural reaction.

These cerebral palsy fuckers don't know how [...]

You know that thing when you hear somebody speaks to you in an accent that is unlike your own, then you blurt out a reply in their accent, like you're taking the piss?

Unintentional but harmless enough.

I was in the foyer at work when a guy I had never seen just said "Good morning" in what was a different accent to mine.
In a flash I said it back to him how he had said it to me. Natural reaction.

These cerebral palsy fuckers don't know how to take an apology do they?

I was talking to a woman in the pub last night when we suddenly got onto the subject of kids taking drugs.

"It's disgusting" I said. "Look at the young lad sitting down at the table next to us" I whispered, "He doesn't know whether he's coming or going. His eyes are all over the place, he's even foaming at the mouth. That's definitely a reaction to a dodgy ecstasy tablet."

"That's my son" she said, "He's got Cerebral [...]

I was talking to a woman in the pub last night when we suddenly got onto the subject of kids taking drugs.

"It's disgusting" I said. "Look at the young lad sitting down at the table next to us" I whispered, "He doesn't know whether he's coming or going. His eyes are all over the place, he's even foaming at the mouth. That's definitely a reaction to a dodgy ecstasy tablet."

"That's my son" she said, "He's got Cerebral Palsy."

"Well he should probably leave the drugs alone then."