Jokes under Celebrities > Susan Boyle
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There has been a distinct lack of extremist suicide bombers recently. Many potential bombers have realised that one of those 72 virgins waiting for them in the afterlife could be Susan Boyle. |
 
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| I wonder what Mr and Mrs Boyle were thinking, naming their son Susan. |
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by mike_dale14 in Celebrities - Susan Boyle - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 1,170.6
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Andy Murray during Wimbledon: The most promising tennis player in Britain. Andy Murray after Wimbledon: Useless, goofy Scottish twat. Susan Boyle during Britain's Got Talent: Worldwide-renowned British talent. Susan Boyle after Britain's Got Talent: Deformed, brain-dead Scottish munter. Gordon Brown before becoming PM: One-eyed, Scottish wanker. Gordon Brown after becoming PM: One-eyed, Scottish wanker. |
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by Roll Fizzlebeef in Racism - Scottish (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1,028.2
| If you were given the choice between having your head stamped in by a group of chavs, or going down on Susan Boyle, what shoes would you ask them to wear? |
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by Bruce Brown in Celebrities - Susan Boyle - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 744.6
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Susan Boyle says she is single by choice. Not her own choice though. |
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by chr1s p bacon in Celebrities - Susan Boyle - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 743.6
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My mum just made me clean out the hairs out of the bathroom plug. My God, it felt like I was fingering Susan Boyle. |
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by heheh in Sex and shit - Fingering (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 669.4
| So Susan Boyle is admitting she is a virgin. Well, I guess Scotland's drinking problems aren't as bad as we thought. |
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Seen the newspaper headline yesterday 'Boyle loses it in hotel' Just thought to myself: Bloody hell, who's the lucky fella? |
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Has anyone else noticed that Susan Boyle has only been around since Jade Goody "died"? Think about it... |
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by J-KER in In The News - Celebrity Death (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 381.4
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Jade Goody is going to have a musical made of her life, Susan Boyle failed the audition due to 'good looks' |
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by bumholenot69 in Celebrities - Susan Boyle - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 376.2
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