Jokes under Sex and shit > Chastity Belt
| 500 years ago when men went to war it was common for them to force their wives to wear chastity belts while they were away. Therefore, in the meantime, only a locksmith could remove these chastity belts. This probably explains why 'Smith' is the most common name in the phonebook. |
 
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by Boezy69 in Sex and shit - Chastity Belt - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 737.6
| I don't understand how chastity belts are supposed to prevent rape, because all rapists are black and black people are great at picking locks. |
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Just got rid of my chastity device. Divorced the bitch. |
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by Aga in Sex and shit - Chastity Belt (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 17.4
| Girls, If you can't be a good example be a warning. |
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by paddypaws in Sex and shit - Strippers (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 11.2
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Bob and Dave have to go to China for a month on business and are discussing their preparations in the pub. "I just bought a chastity belt for the wife," says Bob. "Waste of money, mate," says Dave. "She's so fat and ugly no one would fucking go near her." "I know that," says Bob, "but when we get back just cover me when I say the key got stolen." |
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by Little Red Rooster in Sex and shit - Chastity Belt - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 10.6
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I wore a chastity belt for 17 years before I met my wife... then it got replaced by a ring - which served pretty much the same purpose. |
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My wife was worried about our teenage daughter becoming sexually active, so I let her choose a chastity belt. But I picked the lock. |
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by emptyhead in Sex and shit - Incest (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 7.4
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For sale. Contraception and bikini waxing business. Four rolls of duct tape included. |
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What is the most pointless thing in the Catholic Church? A Nuns Womb. |
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by porge2009 in Religion - Nuns (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 4.8
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Who knew the chastity belt wasn't for erotic asphyxiation. Just wish someone told David Carradine in time. |
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by jay27byrne in Sex and shit - Chastity Belt - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 0.4
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