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I just rung my Japanese friend to make sure he was okay after the Tsunami and all he did was go on about his social life.

Just kept going on and on about a huge rave.
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Joke by firemanrob78 in In The News - Natural Disasters - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 2,333


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Peter Griffin doesn't look so stupid now with his volcano insurance! I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Monster Munch in In The News - Natural Disasters (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 2,088.6




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BBC NEWS: Kenya offer condolences to Japan.

Trust the Africans to get friendly when water is involved.
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Joke by 8D in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 1,924.2


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Sky News - "Japanese airports are full as hundreds of foreigners are fleeing the country..."

Maybe Britain needs an earthquake...
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Joke by peter2601 in In The News - Natural Disasters - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 1,614.6


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Isn't it ironic?

Fish are now eating raw Japanese.
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Joke by crustygit in In The News - Natural Disasters - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 1,473.2


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The sun is shining, it's really warm and there's not a cloud in the sky. No noise or pollution from planes flying overhead. Think I'll stroll down to the pub by the river for a cool pint or two... everyone's relaxed, the girls are in skimpy clothes and no cunt is asking me for donations.

I hope you're watching, Haiti, Chile, China, Pakistan.... This is how us white folks do a natural disaster!
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Joke by Aga in In The News - Natural Disasters - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 1,411.8


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BBC News: AMERICA TO SEND 2 NUCLEAR EXPERTS TO JAPAN

The last time they sent "Nuclear Experts" to Japan, they killed 105,000 people...
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Joke by jxn1990 in In The News - Natural Disasters (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 1,310.4


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What's the difference between the Iceland volcano and Cheryl Cole?

The volcano is still blowing ash.
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Joke by jamese3 in Celebrities - Cheryl Cole (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 1,126.2


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Japan news: Global penis length average grows as death toll rises. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by talib in In The News - Natural Disasters - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 1,046.2


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BBC SPORT: Japan confirm planned football matches to go ahead.

BBC SPORT SCOTLAND: Inverness match against Celtic postponed due to waterlogged pitch.
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Joke by Neil Harris in In The News - Natural Disasters - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 980



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